I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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