After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
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