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using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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