Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You ruined the universe
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Randomize
