make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
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If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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