Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
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