I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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