i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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