their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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