I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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