Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Randomize
