How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
PANTIES FOUND
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