Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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