Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
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I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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