Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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