So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Randomize
