Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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