i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
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