dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
wow bdsm is so cute
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