I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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