We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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