I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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