Just mADE A PArabola og urine
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
