Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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