We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
So. Much. Porn.
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