I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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