sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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