Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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