12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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