On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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