I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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