If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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