ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I am spending my child support on dildos
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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