I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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