I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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