"it" just moved
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
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I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
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I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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