is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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