quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
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I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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