Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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