dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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