dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Pappa wants mamma naked
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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