On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
my shit smells like andre
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
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