So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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