I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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