Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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