can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
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Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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