Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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