Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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