Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Operation Purity has been aborted
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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