seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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