So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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