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yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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