like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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