put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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