i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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