Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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